The Chaos Giro 2026 - Early evening 18h

[Hoefs Cycling Team]

The Grande Giro - Announces a grande team:
*Hoefs Cycling Team*

Last year we were the proud winner of the Maglia Ciclamino and also won 4 stages!
This year the team is aiming for the highest possible: Maglia Rosa!

Major sponsors have been attracted for this purpose: Hungry Popcorn and the successful LOL series, so that we can travel to Italy with an expensive team.

1* Alex Alcala 26y
The lion: will wait quietly to eagerly devour its prey. Only the best counts for him: Maglia Rosa!

2* Pablo Lara 26y
Don Lara: when Alcala and other top climbers sleep, Don Lara finishes the job, he wants to dethrone Alcala.

3* Bryan Salazar 22y
Will use this Giro to learn and get in shape for the Tour de France. He will assist our climbers this Giro.

4* Zsolt Durko 26y
Zsolt attack Durko: this time he will not attack and will ride entirely in the service of our climbers.

5* Fernando Salas 24y
will be completely at the service of his climbing compatriots and completes Mexican salsa!

6* Jussi Taka 23y
Wants to live up to his family name and will occasionally do some leading work in the peloton.

7* Zenon Kordek 27y
Hardworking Pole fully employed by the team!

8* Miguel Quanterez 25y
Newbie of the team is here to gain experience and work hard for the team.

9* Cyryl Kurkowski 31y
Hardworking Pole fully employed by the team!

[drei.zehn]

Sorry my friend, but have never seen a more parasite and frustrating lineup for a GT than this ;D

[Hoefs Cycling Team]

Then you must have a bad memory

[drei.zehn]

For sure not. You have 2 riders who can win the Giro actually, but close to 0 help. Durko the only quite good helper. Top GC favo bringing a guy like Quanterez, that’s crazy…

[Hoefs Cycling Team]

Hoefs Cycling Team proudly presents its new style: specially designed for the Giro d'Italia!

[drei.zehn]

Hoefs Cycling Team proudly presents its new style: specially designed for the Giro d'Italia!

I am so inspiring

Nice look! Would maybe Limit it to 1-2 Hoefs writings on the whole kit

[Hoefs Cycling Team]

Sometimes I listen to you

[Hoefs Cycling Team]

A short press release

Despite Bárdos' beautiful stage victory, Hoefs Cycling Team in tough weather. After all the fuss, the successful LOL series has withdrawn as a sponsor. Many gaming freaks were restless!

Financially, Hoefs has to take a step back. Forced sales are not excluded.

The team is currently relying on complete media silence, last words of them: "respect please"

[Hoefs Cycling Team]

Interview Hoefs Cycling Team

Everything okay? I'm following your Giro closely, difficult first 2 days... Unfortunately your support for Alcara and Lara is not that great. Getting into the leading group in stage 1 was also a... Interesting move

Yes, I'm fine, thank you for asking.
The problem in this Giro is the lack of sprinter teams. I was really disappointed at the start of stage 1 that Ansach and Stevens had left their sprinters at home. After all, they do not have a GC candidate. A very expensive miscalculation, which makes my Mexicans want to give up after 2 rides.
Then all the fuss and a sponsor leaving: it's a crisis for a while

The only sprinter team this Giro, immediately went on the attack in the first kilometer of this Giro! I know that Seibu rides very aggressively, I rode with him a few tours before.
I don't have the team to control the flat stages and the hill stages as well. The sprinter teams should have done the latter, but they were unexpectedly not there. Too bad for my Mexicans, but their GC ambitions are over. I don't have the team to control all the stages by myself. From km 1 of this Giro it was clear to me that Maglia Rosa remains a dream! That would have been a nice ending to this interview.

Finally, I would like to say: Hoefs Cycling Team is always up for entertainment, after all, it is not without reason that we have our loyal sponsor Hungry Hungarian Popcorn
I am happy to read that my team has received a lot of media attention: negative attention is also attention. To anyone who comments, I say: look, grab a , have fun, but stay respectful. Respect Please.

[Hoefs Cycling Team]

Interview Hoefs Cycling Team

Everything okay? As you know, I follow your Giro closely, but why the offensive fair play votes on your part? I know you as a decent man!

Yes, I'm fine, thank you for asking, but this is my last interview. From now on a complete media silence.
It is not personal, but other media can, to say the least: twist things!

To make my story short, I will explain my -3 vote.
This is the way Pinkblue used the chat to influence others and he asked me in public to explain myself.
So in Respect of this old warrior, i will.
We don't talk about his fairplay votes and combative price choice, because he also influences things to my detriment. Otherwise this will be too long a story and I'm a busy man.
I focus on his chat against me.
I said nothing about him in the chat, but every day he is saying or doing something against me.
That irritates me and hence my small response back
Stage 1:
Pinkblue Cycling(17:40): Hoefs, you try a double win?
I went for GC win, but saw from km 1 it wasn't possible, as i explained in urlyer interview.
Pinkblue Cycling(18:20): as GC favo you need ccop, but you attacked the sprint teams first
Wrong: there was only one 1 sprinter team and he attacked from km 1. There i knew my GC win was over. Also controlling flat stages and be without full energy the other stages is not possible for my small team to control and win the GC
Stage 2:
Pinkblue Cycling(12:18): you get respect, if you act like the only gc favo
So this is why he rode and spoke against me, to benefit himself? he thinks I should ride like a GC favorite. while that is not feasible for me in this setting (field)
Stage 3:
He did nothing against me in chat.
Sucked in breakaway (against me) and give Ansach the blame in the chat: "Ansuck".
Stage 4:
Pinkblue Cycling(07:06): Lara a mountain point better, gg a even better GC situation
No reaction direct after the post
Pinkblue Cycling(10:28): it works
Want others to see me again as GC favo with this call? Wrong!
Pinkblue Cycling(19:10): Durko is maybe my guy against in the gc
Come on, why me again?
Stage 5:
Pinkblue Cycling(18:00): good, he attacks
Seibu High School(18:56): Better I say nothing.. or FPC is going for me
Pinkblue Cycling(19:48): with my stage win, i can be satisfied and ride next time together, when durko isnt there
Pinkblue Cycling(19:49): but all in all, i mean Bürstner can make it now
Pinkblue wins the rit by sucking, why this riding and chatting this race against me?!
Stage 6:
Pinkblue Cycling(18:00): you mean the old favo wants to make more chaos?
And again on me!

(So i explained myself because you asked me in the chat)

[schappy]

"Stage 5:
Pinkblue Cycling(18:00): good, he attacks"

The world is not only for you. This was clear a comment to FC Bosdam because i hoped he didnt influence the race with off tempo with his mountain rider!

Stage 4:
Pinkblue Cycling(07:06): Lara a mountain point better, gg a even better GC situation
No reaction direct after the post
Pinkblue Cycling(10:28): it works
Want others to see me again as GC favo with this call? Wrong!

It was the chat of the rest Day, it works was for Seibu and his first vote for the combetive rider, and of course it helps if you have a mountain point better in the Giro. Wasnt a bad meaning.

Stage 1:
Pinkblue Cycling(17:40): Hoefs, you try a double win?
I went for GC win, but saw from km 1 it wasn't possible, as i explained in urlyer interview.
Pinkblue Cycling(18:20): as GC favo you need ccop, but you attacked the sprint teams first
Wrong: there was only one 1 sprinter team and he attacked from km 1. There i knew my GC win was over. Also controlling flat stages and be without full energy the other stages is not possible for my small team to control and win the GC

It was a real question, because it was possible to get a double win.
The Answer to your first interview, you want to be respectet, so i answered you my meaning.

All in all i dont know whats your problem, i accept you dont want to ride for a GC win and make the best of the situation for my team. My fairplay votes are for guy who are nice and try something here.