First tour for FL for ages! BUT: no chance, nothing to lose
The line-up:
The old Flandern-hero Jens Scholz will be left at home in case of a late retirement request and the problem of losing to many points when losing him. Therefore, (embarassing) leader is:
No 1: Nico Goop, the Liechtenstein "I-am-only-good-in-downhill-and-therefore-am-an-embarassing-leader-but-there-is-no-better"
Alle the following riders are of course numbered alphabetically but presented according to their "job". Thus, Goop's helpers and co-leaders are:
No 4: Mavolio Bent, the British "somehow-classic-not-have-won-anything-yet-but-already-quiet-old-though-still-fit-for-the-pave-tour"
No 8: Tony Longo, the Italian "I-am-still-young-but-training-does-not-interest-me-much-because-I-am-a-lazy-Italian"
And in their shadow, Team FL proudly presents the upcoming stars (or maybe not):
No 7: Pedro Garrido, the Spanish "No-quiero-nada-que-passa-pero-quiro-postres-con-mucho-gusto-pura-vida"
No 2: Chuck Bass, the US-American "I-like-Tony-Longo-and-thus-I-train-like-him-but-flat-instead-of-mountain-...-do-you-know-gossip-girl?"
Last but not least the very crap of Team FL, the helpers, the riders who are not able to win but don't try it except superstar..
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No 5: Hannes Büchel! *nowordsneeded*
No 3: Ronny Beck, the Liechtenstein "Who-is-Sven-Becker-ah-the-guy-that-was-6-skill-points-better-than-me-in-flat"
No 6: Daniel Clavadetscher, the Swiss "I-am-better-than-Andrea-oh-wait-is-he-standing-behind-me-shit-...-ouch!"
No 9: Haruki Murakami, the Japanese "Who-the-hell-is-Franz-Kafka-and-is-this-only-happening-in-my-mind-or-is-this-real?"
Team FL has no goals whatsoever but not beeing kicked out of the tour. Everything else is a success. Salary is unimportant, we are from Liechtenstein.
I didn't mean to say it. But I meant what I said.